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Lovers of P. G. Wodehouse's comedian genius are legion, and their devotion to his masterful command of the hilarity borders on an obsession.

It's Heavy Weather for Lord Emsworth and the Empress, specially with the appalling Sir Gregory Parsloe-Parsloe snooping round with designs at the prize pig.

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