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By Jillian Madison

Sh#@ Your telephone Says
"Damn You, Autocorrect!"
If you personal an iPhone, BlackBerry, Droid, or any cellphone, there's a great opportunity you've screamed that word out once or more. In Damn You, Autocorrect! Pop-culture blogger Jillian Madison indicates you're not on my own.
Filled with submissions from readers of her renowned web site, this laugh-out-loud humorous publication gains cringe-worthy exchanges with mom and dad, pals, major others, and associates that comprise the most by accident hilarious--and mortifying--mistakes ever because of Autocorrect. inside of, you'll discover a husband who tells his spouse that he simply "laid" (paid) the babysitter, a dad who tells his daughter that he and her mother are going to "divorce" (Disney), and lots of extra epic texting fails too raunchy to checklist the following.
Whether you like know-how, texting humor, or taking slightly little bit of excitement within the misfortune of others, Damn You, Autocorrect! will go away you giggling till you cry, and grateful that not anything this embarrassing has occurred to you. Yet.

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Find the value of the car in 6 years. 3%. If the population of Bulgaria was about 7,797,000 in the year 2000, predict its population in the year 2010. Subject: ............................................................................ ” BU S I N E S S A N D TECH N O LO GY What is a desktop? What do you use to navigate a desktop? F in Exams Paul frequently uses the Internet to research information. Suggest two items of information Paul could locate on the Internet that might help him in running his business.

X=3 and y=4 Express x in terms of y. F in Exams What is conditional probability? What is the splitting formula? M AT H What is a random variable? What is a discrete random variable? Give an example with your answer. F in Exams You are at a friend’s party. Six cupcakes are distributed among nine plates, and there is no more than one cake per plate. What is the probability of receiving a plate with a cake on it? What is the symbol for pi? M AT H John and Julie are both good badminton players. Is it more probable that Julie will beat John in four games out of seven or five games out of nine?

How should Julie play to minimize any loss? F in Exams Carl Gossell is a machinist. He bought some new machinery for about $125,000. He wants to calculate the value of the machinery over the next 10 years for tax purposes. If the machinery depreciates at the rate of 15% per year, what is the value of the machinery (to the nearest $100) at the end of the 10 years? M AT H A new car costs $32,000. It is expected to depreciate 12% each year for 4 years and then depreciate 8% each year thereafter. Find the value of the car in 6 years.

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