Download Why Do Pirates Love Parrots? (Imponderables Books) by David Feldman PDF

By David Feldman

Think about, for those who will . . . Is yawning contagious? Do starfish have faces? Why do they placed crinkly paper into pairs of men's socks? Why is it that cans of vitamin Coke flow, yet cans of normal Coke do not? popular culture guru David Feldman demystifies those questions and masses extra in Why Do Pirates Love Parrots? one of many Imponderables®—the unchallenged resource of solutions to civilization's so much puzzling conundrums—and charmingly illustrated via Kassie Schwan, this ebook offers you wisdom approximately daily life that encyclopedias, dictionaries, and almanacs simply do not hide. and give it some thought: the place else are you going to determine how they get the paper tag right into a Hershey's Kiss?

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Download Parsifal's Page (The Squire's Tales, Book 4) by Gerald Morris PDF

By Gerald Morris

Piers is desirous to develop into a web page to flee the soiled, tedious exertions of his father's blacksmith store. So whilst a knight arrives asserting that he's on “the quest," Piers begs to head alongside. Off on a sequence of adventures he by no means dreamed attainable, Piers and the knight quick run into problems. The knight is slain by means of Parsifal who's on a quest of his own.

Parsifal is not like a person Piers has ever met. He doesn't behave “knightly" in any respect. Slowly, Piers realizes that being a knight has not anything to do with shining armor and successful jousts. And, as their trip maintains, they locate that to accomplish their quest they need to examine greater than knighthood: they need to find out about themselves.

the story of Parsifal has been advised greater than that of the other knight, yet not anyone has ever advised his tale fairly like Gerald Morris does in his fourth Arthurian novel, one other journey de strength of humor, motion, magic, and, as constantly, real love.

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Download The Little Book of Stupid Questions by David Borgenicht PDF

By David Borgenicht

Depart the significant inquiries to the philosophers. actual lifestyles offers with the little issues. The inane issues. The petty issues. And definite, good, the silly issues. prepare to get genuine. And get stupid.

--If cats and canines didn't have fur, might you continue to puppy them?
--Do vegetarians consume animal crackers?
--Who have you learnt that's probably to were kidnapped by way of aliens?

And approximately three hundred different unnecessary queries.

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Download Secondhand Souls by Christopher Moore PDF

By Christopher Moore

In San Francisco, the souls of the lifeless are mysteriously disappearing—and you recognize that can’t be good—in long island instances bestselling writer Christopher Moore’s delightfully humorous sequel to a filthy Job.

Something relatively unusual is going on within the urban by way of the Bay. individuals are demise, yet their souls will not be being accrued. Someone—or something—is stealing them and not anyone understands the place they're going, or why, however it has whatever to do with that giant orange bridge. dying service provider Charlie Asher is simply as flummoxed as all people else. He’s trapped within the physique of a fourteen-inch-tall “meat puppet” expecting his Buddhist nun female friend, Audrey, to discover him an appropriate new physique to play host.

To unravel this abomination, a motley workforce of heroes will band jointly: the seven-foot-tall dying service provider Minty clean; retired policeman grew to become bookseller Alphonse Rivera; the Emperor of San Francisco and his canines, Bummer and Lazarus; and Lily, the previous Goth woman. Now if purely they could get little Sophie to forestall babbling in regards to the coming conflict for the very soul of humankind . . .

REVIEW:

“Disturbingly hilarious. And vice versa.” (Jenny Lawson, number one manhattan instances bestselling writer of Let's faux This Didn't Happen)

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Download The Sh*tfaced Games by HogWild PDF

By HogWild

Ingesting video games are a hobby that carry out the simplest (and worst) in party-goers?a crossroads the place fierce pageant and drunken abandon meet. The Sh*tfaced Games takes the culture to the following point by way of giving typical fogeys their very own likelihood to compete with their pals at anything they're sturdy at: drinking.In the spirit of the Olympiad, this publication offers fifty ingesting video games from world wide from Ice Rink Drink to Alcohol Archery, and every is given a ranking of bronze (?tipsy'), silver (?drunk'), or gold (?completely sh*tfaced') to assist readers work out precisely how under the influence of alcohol they're absolute to get. The video games are interspersed with observation from humorist HogWild, ingesting minutiae, Games-inspired cocktail recipes, and a handful of illustrations all through.

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Download Straight Man by Richard Russo PDF

By Richard Russo

During this uproarious new novel, Richard Russo plays his attribute high-wire stroll among hilarity and heartbreak. Russo's protagonist is William Henry Devereaux, Jr., the reluctant chairman of the English division of a badly underfunded university within the Pennsylvania rust belt. Devereaux's reluctance is in part rooted in his character--he is a born anarchist-- and in part within the incontrovertible fact that his division is extra savagely divided than the Balkans.

In the process a unmarried week, Devereaux can have his nostril mangled via an indignant colleague, think his spouse is having an affair along with his dean, ponder whether a curvaceous adjunct is attempting to seduce him with peach pits, and threaten to execute a goose on neighborhood television.  All this whereas coming to phrases along with his philandering father, the dereliction of his younger promise, and the ominous failure of convinced important physique functions. In brief, Straight Man is vintage Russo--side-splitting and true-to-life, witty, compassionate, and most unlikely to place down.

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Download The Chronicle of Charles Weatherby by Bill Grant PDF

By Bill Grant

The Chronicle of Charles Weatherby is determined within the early Nineteen Eighties and tells the story of Charles, who drifts right into a task within the urban for which he's entirely unsuited and, failing to learn the politics on the lengthy confirmed Stones & Co., unearths himself peremptorily fired. Unemployed and rusticated, Charles has the same opinion to visit India on an errand for a chum of his wife's kinfolk. the following his grip on truth slips and he believes that somebody is making an attempt to kill him. ultimately, he manages to come back to England and is reunited together with his spouse. existence settles down however it isn't lengthy earlier than his outdated enterprise is within the information – for the entire improper purposes. Charles feels that whatever that he has performed in India should be in charge, yet he fails take into consideration the Machiavellian machinations of 1 of his former colleagues. This individual bargains him a task yet he finally ends up procuring a bookstall, made attainable by means of the deviousness of the individual that despatched him to India. along with his occupation resolved, different elements of Charles' lifestyles begin to get to the bottom of themselves and he discovers a few startling information regarding his wife's relations. satirically, it's this that has lead, in some way, to his transformation from failed yuppie into contented bookstall owner. it'd be great to claim that Charles' enemies are confounded and his acquaintances prosper, yet existence is never as fresh minimize as that... The Chronicle of Charles Weatherby is a piece of funny fiction that may entice fanatics of Evelyn Waugh, William Trevor and William Boyd, all of whom have encouraged writer invoice.

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Download A Dose of Death (Helen Binney Mysteries, Book 1) by Gin Jones PDF

By Gin Jones

Because the former governor's spouse, Helen Binney is used to being dependable. So whilst disease and pushy nieces strength her to tackle a vacationing nurse, Helen makes use of each trick within the e-book to slide clear of the aggravating girl. purely anyone should have disliked the nurse much more than Helen, as the woman's lifeless physique exhibits up the next day to come in Helen's backyard! Now it's as much as Helen to end up that not just is she completely able to caring for herself, she's additionally completely in a position to fixing one cold-blooded homicide. among the nurse's shady earlier, an elusive "Remote keep an eye on Burglar," and an not going partnership with a good-looking legal professional, Helen reveals herself being drawn into the killer's conscientiously crafted net. the one query is, can Helen live to tell the tale a bit dose of demise?

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Download The Bible of Unspeakable Truths by Greg Gutfeld PDF

By Greg Gutfeld

Greg Gutfeld, the acclaimed host of the preferred, nightly Fox information exhibit Red Eye, has packed this publication choked with his such a lot competitive (and humorous) diatribes -- every one bankruptcy exploring Unspeakable Truths that minimize correct to the middle and pass way past simply politics. Greg deconstructs popular culture, media, young ones, sickness, race, foodstuff, intercourse, star, present occasions, and approximately any other element of lifestyles, with Truths together with yet now not constrained to: "if you're over 25 and nonetheless use party as a verb, then you're past redemption," "the media sought after chicken flu to kill thousands," "attractive humans don't write for a living," "death row inmates make the simplest husbands," and "the urge to punch Zach Braff within the face is totally natural."

With an irreverent voice, outstanding wit, and an organization tackle with regards to every thing, it is a handbook for the way to consider stuff, by means of a man who has considered accurately that very same stuff. And, whether you disagree with Greg, this ebook will make you laugh--guaranteed.*

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Download Unseen Academicals (Discworld, Book 37) by Terry Pratchett PDF

By Terry Pratchett

"The wizards at Ankh-Morpork's Unseen college are popular for lots of things—wisdom, magic, and their love of teatime—but athletics is so much veritably *not* at the record. And so whilst Lord Ventinari, the city's benevolent tyrant, strongly indicates to Archchancellor Mustrum Ridcully that the college revive an erstwhile culture and once more placed forth a soccer staff composed of school, scholars, and employees, the wizards of UU locate themselves in a predicament. first of all, they must work out simply what it truly is that makes this sport—soccer with somewhat rugby thrown in—so well-liked by Ankh-Morporkians of every age and social strata. Then they must the best way to play it. Oh, and on best of that, they have to win a soccer fit *without* utilizing magic.

Meanwhile, Trev (a good-looking road urchin and a correct reliable kicker) falls difficult for kitchen maid Juliet (beautiful, dim, and maybe the best type version there ever was), and Juliet's most sensible friend, UU evening cook dinner Glenda (homely, good, and a baker of jolly sturdy pies) befriends the mysterious Mr. Nutt (about whom not anyone is aware greatly, together with Mr. Nutt, that is worrisome . . .). because the giant fit techniques, those 4 lives are entangled and altered endlessly. as the factor approximately football—the so much *important* factor approximately football­—is that it really is by no means *just* approximately football.
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